The Friendzone

Lemme tell you all something that's been pissing me off lately- the friendzone. Alright. Boy likes girl. Boy wants girl. Boy doesn't fucking bother to do anything. Girl gets bored and moves on while Boy gets pissed and says "She's a friendzoning bitch". Now tell me what's wrong with this scenario? Give up? Alright ill tell you. The problem is the boy didnt try to do anything and so the girl thought "hmm guess he doesn't think of me in that way. Oh well guess ill move on" 

Now if he would have made a move or dropped a hint or fuckin SOMETHING !! things might have turned out differently i.e. lovey dovey sucky fucky. 

On the other hand what might have happened was him making a move and her not thinking of him in that way and he would have been disappointed just like how he would have been if he did nothing. If this happens then for the love of God stop bitching and Be. Her. Friend. It's not that big a deal you still hang out, you still chat and who knows? Maybe one day you'll both evolve into your perception of a happy ending and everything will be all rainbows and unicorns. Don't give up. Keep at it and it'll happen

If anything you at least can still jack off to her right?